The Fun Gun!!!

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop fucking his wife."

"So stop," the bar keep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The prick didn't sign his name!"

I am thinking of ad agencies that keep going around and around in search of different clients.. sleeping with one and dreaming of someone else...

Anyways have a blasting weekend folks...!!!!