In the men's bathroom, a Management guru, an engineer and an ordinary guy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The engineer finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the IIT and they taught us to be clean."
The M guru finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the IIM and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The common man zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I just did my school but they taught us not to piss on our hands.
Now that is the climax that one expects in ads but missing these days... anyways for the day this is a week end and have fun guys... Bingo !!!