A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get adivorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus inthe garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours".
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on hisarm.
Wife: "Who's that woman with Jim?"
Husband: "That's his mistress"
Wife: "Ours is prettier"
Its all about money honey... Have fun guys ..week end is here......