Saturday, January 20, 2007

The fun gun... special edition !!!

...A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through...

so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her 2 know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.She arose, cooked breakfast for her mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,.......

Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. She cleaned the parrots litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and she hurried to make the beds,do the laundry, vaccum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.In between totally forgot to eat lunch.... Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while doing the ironing.

At 4:30 she began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, cleaned the fish and made it and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, she cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them in bed.

At 9 P.M. she was exhausted and, though her daily chores weren't finished, she went to bed where she was expected to make love, which she managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, she awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord,I don't know what I was thinking.I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son,I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.You'll just have to wait 9 months,though......

U got pregnant last night!

Amen !!!!

And it is my 5th wedding anniversary ..today.....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can u tel me what exactly ur doin here????

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sabu mangalasserril said...

I reapet the question WHAT are YOU doing here in MY blog?.... make the question clear ....

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