She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a
sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the
holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.'
The lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling
'Oh my Goodness,' says the lady, 'now what is happening?'
'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to
fit the halo.'
'I can't do this,' says the lady, 'I'm going to hell.'
'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped
and taken advantage of.'
'Maybe so,' says the lady, but I've already got the holes for that.....
Now that is a real answer.. have fun folks... blast the week end.. !