One day Sardarji goes to the doctor and says
'Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.
'The doctor says'OK. Touch your elbow.
'The Sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doctor, surprised, says 'Touch your head.
'The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like hell.
The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar.
'We've found your problem.
'Sardarji: 'Oh yeah? What is it?'
Doctor: 'You've broken your finger!
Enjoy the week end folks....